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Jump into the Quirky World of Dating Inanimate Objects with Date Everything!
Ever wondered what it would be like to date a toaster, fall in love with a ventilation shaft, or develop friendships with everyday appliances? Welcome to the bonkers, humorous world of Date Everything!, a sandbox dating simulator for the Nintendo Switch, PC, PlayStation 5, and Xbox Series X/S. This eccentric game, developed by Team17, promises an unconventional twist on the dating sim genre where you can date—or even hate—objects in your own home!
Forging Heartwarming Connections (or Not)
The premise of Date Everything! is simple; put on a special pair of glasses that bring objects in your home to life, allowing you to approach, converse, and even build relationships with them. The relationships range from romantic encounters, hearty friendships, or a connection rooted in mutual disdain.
The characters, each one as diverse and unique as the objects they represent, are incredibly well-designed. From an inclusive array of body shapes, cultural backgrounds, and gender identities to subtle design elements like Dorian's keychain or Koa's lost change, it's clear that love and attention have been poured into every detail.
Characters with Depth and Personality
While many characters are named after their objects, each has underlying problems or characteristics that lend them real depth. Dorian, for instance, is a doorkeeper, and the fan is a fan of the main character. Whether it's a shower dreaming of being an Elvis impersonator or halls that scream "WALLS!!!" when asked out, these characters are sure to pique your curiosity and make you want to get to know them better.
Date Everything! overflows with witty, empathetic, and thrilling dialogues, making for a highly immersive experience. With a "Gotta Catch 'Em All" vibe, you'll be driven to discover each one of the 100 datable characters, uncovering their secrets, and potentially winning their hearts (or at least, their friendship).
Some Understandability Hurdles
While Date Everything! is a captivating and eccentric game, there is room for improvement—specifically in the German translation. Some characters' dialects make understanding their dialogues challenging, especially during more intense conversations. Hopefully, future updates will address this issue, making the game more accessible to a wider audience.
Content Advisory
Despite the game's lack of explicit scenes, the dialogues offer in-depth descriptions of dates and their outcomes. This gives Date Everything! a rating of 16+ by the Entertainment Software Self-Regulation Body (USK).
Priced around 30 euros, Date Everything! is bound to be a unique addition to your gaming collection. It's a bisexual, polyamorous dream come true—even for those who identify as monogamous heterosexuals. So grab your special glasses and get ready to conquer your home, one object at a time!
In the whimsical world of Date Everything!, not only can you connect romantically with objects like a toaster or a ventilation shaft, but also forge hearty friendships or rooted disdain, effectively revolutionizing the concept of entertainment by blending lifestyle, technology, and gadgets. This laugh-out-loud game offers characters with depth, fascinating personalities, and captivating dialogues, keeping you immersed as you strive to uncover the secrets of the 100 datable characters, thus presenting an unconventional form of lifestyle entertainment.
